Welcome to Romper Room

Where managers leave their crew to do the work and take naps in the conference room then wonders why he never gets promoted. Dude...... Leadership skills aside, you are a huge dumbass.

It was only an hour.

And it was yesterday. So why are people still crying about it on my social networking sites? Get over it you pussies and STFU!

Dear Moronic Simpleton

When you delete files from a networked drive they do not go in your recycle bin. No, I cant press a magic undo button. This is not going to change, no matter how many times you call me (like i am the undo button).

They really hired you as a manager? Really?

Handicap.....more like HandiFat

Bitch is just too fat to walk. I find it ironic she is buying food

Now that the Olympics are over.....

Who thought this might be fun?

Buy two tacos or get the fuck out - compre dos tacos o vamanos ala chingado

Times must hard if you can't make any money selling just one taco.

Pray for the Chichillas

Earthquakes happen, they're just God's way of culling the herd.

Remodel My Ass

When the roaches get so bad you have to "Remodel".

Hell Yes! To the Breakfast Tacos.

So I got one of those Flip cameras. It's easy to use, does fairly decent HD and is much better than a camera phone. However a red light illuminates on the front of the camera whenever you are filming. Hard to be clandestine when you have a fucking runway beacon shining at your intended subject. I am building a movie to send the Flip Camera people asking for a way to turn off the light. Until then.... where's the electrical tape?

Tiger Woods cheats, his wife cuts off his nads. He has to publicly humiliate himself to get his nads back.

Why is this news? Who fucking cares? It makes me throw up in my mouth every time they carry this kind of story (some networks even cut-in to broadcast this crap). There's no ethics in news, they are ALL ratings whores.

"I'm not wearing any underpants....film at 11"