Buy two tacos or get the fuck out - compre dos tacos o vamanos ala chingado

Times must hard if you can't make any money selling just one taco.

Pray for the Chichillas

Earthquakes happen, they're just God's way of culling the herd.

Remodel My Ass

When the roaches get so bad you have to "Remodel".

Hell Yes! To the Breakfast Tacos.

So I got one of those Flip cameras. It's easy to use, does fairly decent HD and is much better than a camera phone. However a red light illuminates on the front of the camera whenever you are filming. Hard to be clandestine when you have a fucking runway beacon shining at your intended subject. I am building a movie to send the Flip Camera people asking for a way to turn off the light. Until then.... where's the electrical tape?

Tiger Woods cheats, his wife cuts off his nads. He has to publicly humiliate himself to get his nads back.

Why is this news? Who fucking cares? It makes me throw up in my mouth every time they carry this kind of story (some networks even cut-in to broadcast this crap). There's no ethics in news, they are ALL ratings whores.

"I'm not wearing any underpants....film at 11"